STUPID SHIT.
I copied the whole of the TImothy Winters poem and smartly put it into my pocket.
And then when I reached home. I only took out my badges and threw it into the washing machine.
SO now its GONE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Most people did the poem.
I did prose.
So I'm special :D

ANYWAY, went out with stupid Karin to get a nice new wallet.
And that moron was late although she went out earlier than me cause 112 stood her up and came later.
SEE! 112 don't like you lah.
27 likes me (:

Oh yes. Got my nice new wallet.
At 39.90.
FRRRREAK.
And that stupid idiot got the damn cute purse.
ITS SO DAMN FREAKING CUTE.
Yet so ex.
It's like a little pouch with lots of sponge in it so all you put in are your coins.
But its so cute!
AHH
Its okay.

I got my preeety wallet (:
Oh as I was saying, we went to Plaza Sing.
OH YAH. As I was waiting for Karin.
I saw this ahbeng.
MY GOODNESS.
He shaved his head like a spider web.
So you can see a spider web on his head.
But the thing is, he shaved PART of his hair, not the whole thing.
So yes, he looks like a freak.
HEEHEE.

Oh yah. I hate going to PS please. I cant even find FOS.
And the ripcurl shop there.
Okay, I dont think its Ripcurl, but just some shop with all the surf brands lah.
IYAH
The things they sell there are like quite ugly.
HAHA.
Like I dont have very good taste and yet I find them ugly.
SOOOOOO, its really ugly!
HAHAHA (:
They should consider changing designers.
Oh and Surfer girl's things are so cute and suitable for Primary school kids.
I mean its really cute.
HAHAH!

I LOVE CLAIRE!
So now I found the poem!
She reminded me its Timothy Winters


Timothy Winters

Timothy Winters comes to school
With eyes as wide as a football-pool,
Ears like bombs and teeth like splinters:
A blitz of a boy is Timothy Winters.

His belly is white, his neck is dark,
And his hair is an exclamation-mark.
His clothes are enough to scare a crow
And through his britches the blue winds blow.

When teacher talks he won't hear a word
And he shoots down dead the arithmetic-bird,
He licks the pattern off his plate
And he's not even heard of the Welfare State.

Timothy Winters has bloody feet
And he lives in a house on Suez Street,
He sleeps in a sack on the kithen floor
And they say there aren't boys like him anymore.

Old Man Winters likes his beer
And his missus ran off with a bombardier,
Grandma sits in the grate with a gin
And Timothy's dosed with an aspirin.

The welfare Worker lies awake
But the law's as tricky as a ten-foot snake,
So Timothy Winters drinks his cup
And slowly goes on growing up.

At Morning Prayers the Master helves
for children less fortunate than ourselves,
And the loudest response in the room is when
Timothy Winters roars "Amen!"

So come one angel, come on ten
Timothy Winters says "Amen
Amen amen amen amen."
Timothy Winters, Lord. Amen

-Charles Causley





OKAY LOR! I NEVER COME ONLINE THEN MY HALOSCAN DIDNT EVEN MOVE!
>.<

FOOODOOO.

Oh yes. MENSES started today.
On my first paper.
WOAH, LUCK AH!
Note. It's L not F.
Cause it looks like F to me.
HAHAHAHA!

Anyway, please tag my board for goodness sake.
ITS NOT MOOOOO-VEENG!

And I cant wait to get rid of that sai PINK wallet.
Like goodness, PINK!
EEEW.

Ohyes, Lit tommorow.
Jantu, Dara, Sarun, Grandpa Kem, Nea, Chnay, Khmer Rouge soldiers.

Well, Wanyi I cant save you.
I've fallen too deep in myself.
See lah! Alll your fault!





I CANT WAIT!
6TH OCT! HERE I COME!

I must seriously stop coming online!
Gooooodness!

Cheerup my favourite Junior!
You bang the door ABIT hard only (:

And yes, Richa freaked me out today.
GOODNESS! She suddenly comes round and goes BRENDA and mega-pinches your stomach.
Is that scary or scary!
And yes you mudcow (:
Wait, I thought you were Airpork?
HAHAHA Im starting to find the names very oh funny!

Bridge pwns assssssses (:

I WANT MY METAL PENCILBOX!
Stoops. Why you go and rust!
Now everybody go copy me.
Peeleepapalaboomakalamalak.

Stupid Karin.
Now I'm doing this stupid action of hers.
The move your fingers thingy.
Well, its okay.
You can SURE identify it since I do it all the time now.
BLAH.

I forgot what I wanted to blog about.

OHYAH!
Mary gave me this very sweet note (:
I'll post up the song soon!
Maybe after 6th Oct.
I think I will NOT blog anymore!

Rae! We will have outings soon!
And AHEM please please please please.
Ohmyson, I cant post it here.
HAHA!

I seriously dont like the name Chin Min ):

Dah, it sounds cool but man I sound so freaking cheena please.
You can call me online but when I go out DONT YOU DARE SCREAM THAT NAME!
I will sever all ties with you !

Alright! Bye world.
I think my posts are so boring I dont proof read them.
HAHAHA!





lkndfkl says:
you're not fat and ugly and short please
lkndfkl says:
i know 23894783 ppl who are shorter than you please
lkndfkl says:
and 98237342 who are fatter
lkndfkl says:
96488338 who are uglier?
lkndfkl says:
BYEBYE YOU TALL SLIM PRETTY CLASSMATE OF MINE

Don't lie next time! (:

Although Im really happy you did XD





http://www.lightamillioncandles.com/Enter

Why don't you light a candle for this poor little children?


Well yes, Im soooper proud of myself(:
600 skippings, 30 pushups, 30 situps, 3 minutes of crunches.
I think that's called crunches anyway.
You know the one you balance on your butt only?
Ah yes that one.

OH man. The power of the mouth.
I think I said something wrong, big time.
I feel like slitting my neck and die .
X.X

Anyway, as i said the power of the mouth is very strong.
A word of compliment, a word of assurance does wonders.

RACHELت says:
OH! DEAREST SEXY BABEH!!
RACHELت says:
i love you babe (:

I love you too My fav Junior (: (: (: (: (: (: (:

Like how I always think that Im fat and ugly and short?
But something from Cherlene today makes me think twice.
And from sermon too although I wasn't really listening.
Heehee :D

Anyway, since God has already redeemed us.
No condemnation sensed, why should we worry so much about what the world thinks?
I mean its already very hard to get this fact into your brain,
but its harder to even apply it in your life.
Cause its really hard not to worry about what other people thinks.
Ohwell.
I still think I'm fat and ugly and short.
Just that im not sad about it.

What for being sad!
GO WORKOUT!
And yes, im working out harder than studying!
OOPS!


OHMYSON.
Jo and Jessica got a hamster.
Seriously, they are worse pet owners than I am.
Well, at least I can count on my mum.
They? Have only themselves.
Poor pooor poor hamster.

My mums making me want to kill myself.





Dance me to the end of love <3

BLOG BLOG BLOG BRENDA!

So yes, I decided to blog (:
Went with with Assther some day ago to STUDY
Well, the plan was to go watch Monsterhouse and then to Bishan Library.
Monsterhouse was retarded please.
What's up with Constance!
Like HAHAHA!
I'm haunted by alot of things now.
Bishan Library is SUPER quiet.
It's so quiet that this guy kept staring at me,
Cause well, i was pretty loud.
And its not really my fault cause I put in effort to tone down!
But its just that when you get excited and you get carried away.
(:
I like the little boxes (:

First, by how Constance died.
Second, weiying fainted today.
Ohmygod. It was sooooo scary.
I tell you, if you see a person fainting.
DONT LOOK AT HER EYEBALLS.
I looked at her eyes.
NOOOO I DONT WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT.
ITS HAUNTING.
EEEEEEYER!
SO freaky!
It's like worse than watching Ghost show with WY the idiot who would most likely grab you to death.
OH MAN !



Okay. I'm still creeped out even though its been a whole day (:

Anyone want to watch Prada with me?
I STILL HAVEN'T WATCH IT YET!

Yes I know Im slow.
But well, Im not as slow as Cherlene Ong.
I think she still havent watch Pirates yet.
HAHAHAHA (:
IM NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU DARLING! :D

I FINISHED THE BOOK!
THE JILL MANSELL BOOK.
Oh man its darn ass nice!
Its about the nicest book I've ever read.
Okay maybe not.
Anyway!

Nothing really happened today.
It's a booooring day other than cell.
I LIKE THE LAST GAME!
FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN.
I suck at Pepsi Cola ):

Okay heck.
Im very unfit now although I could really feel the muscles on my abdomen.
but well, its surrounded by a THICK wall of fats. so ):





EDIT EDIT EDIT!
I saw this while blog-hopping.
Damn cruel.
Stupid KFC.
No more KFC for me!




-

lkndfkl says:
what's monsterhouse abt?
lkndfkl says:
rmb? i'm SCARED of HORROR MOVIES
lkndfkl says:
ahahhahah
lkndfkl says:
oh wait
lkndfkl says:
is that the cartoon one?

Oh man. Ass-ther's so cute!

Sometimes talk to people just brightens up your day.
SHIT! Even Moose is studying.
OH NOOOO!

The rich&famous; says:
dont ignore me!!!
The rich&famous; says:
i will nudge you to death

(tu) ::quin·tes·sen·tial.[ kai-mmunism ™]:: [民] says:
ur blog post violent
(tu) ::quin·tes·sen·tial.[ kai-mmunism ™]:: [民] says:
tt one den angry

I'm not violent!

lkndfkl says:
cos you're better at finding nice blogskins?

I can't find the one she says that I've got good taste in skins.
Aiyah. Never mind!
(:

OKAY !
BRENDA IS OFF TO STUDY!
Cause Chernise Ong Yi Zhen scolded her this one whole chunk of super polite words.
Yes ranging for ------ to -----.
HAHAHA!





Oh yah, I'm feeling much better cause I'm eating now(:
And as you can see, I just changed my template like for the Nth time.
I really couldnt stand the last skin cause I really couldn't read what I typed.
Anyway, this skin was created last year.
December 16th.
HAHAHAHA! (:
But it's so pretty!
Isnt it!
I want to change my Haloscan colour.
See lah!
All Karin's fault.
Now I'm lazy to go change
OHH! I cant change it too anyway.
I dont have my pw.
Er, Oops!





Okay, I'm feeling rather pissy now.
Due to school and most importantly that stupid asshole.

But why is it just so hard to like you?
Why is it that you take up so much of my headspace!
I still need to fit the periodic table and Pythagoras Theorem and yadda yadda.
And I really can't go on like this.
I'm going mad.
But I doubt you would ever know.

[The realisation of what never was, was really never was, is painful. Isn't it. You see hope and you keep hoping and losing a little bit of your doubt everyday but BANG. One day it slams into your face with a velocity so great, you would think it destroyed all chances. But there was never a chance to begin with. The foolishness of it all. Oh i guess you people don't know what i'm talking about. Nevermind about that.] - Tham wanyi.
How easy to relate to it.

So even my computer is like against me now.
I just re-re-re-re-re-started it, it's getting on my nerves.
I can't go to ANY site. Everything is I dont know. How come I can enter blogger?
Good question.

And both my messengers aren't working which means I wont be able to go online, which also means I cant talk to -.
Okay. I'm officially in a bad mood now.

School's first day and that fat bird made it very bad.
Like ??, we had to stand up and sit down so many times cause she thinks we are noisy.
And then she made us sing school song like a thousand times cause she said we were too soft, no sound.
Come on lah.
If you didnt make us so irritated, we will sing.
And then she started comparing us to ACSI, and about how they sing their school song with gusto and all.
Was it her?
Nvm, all teachers are annoying.
Okay, make it some.
Koh didn't make her appearance today.
Should have ponned school and catch up on my sleep since my mum is really really really getting very annoying.
Damn it lah.
Cut me some slack can not.

I think I'm Pms-ing.

Eve is mad.
She saw me and she went. Yo freak!
Okay. Something along that line lah.
--" [Inserts that rabbit]

Bye world.
I feel like going to back where I wasn't like this.





Anyway

People are unreasonable, illogical and self-centered.
Love them anyway.
If you do good, people will accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives.
Do good anyway.
If you are successful, you will win false friends and true enemies.
Succeed anyway.
The good you do today will be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.
Honesty and frankness make you vulnerable.
Be honest and frank anyway.
The biggest people with the biggest ideas can be shot down by the smallest people with the smallest minds.
Think big anyway.
People favor underdogs but follow only top dogs.
Fight for the underdog anyway.
What you spend years building may be destroyed overnight.
Build anyway.
People really need help, but may attack you if you help them.
Help people anyway.
Give the world the best you've got and you'll get kicked in the teeth.
Give the world the best you've got anyway

Mother Theresa


I saw this again, I think this was our Lit paper.
It made me think and wonder.






I'm such a petty asshole and I hate myself for it.
Arg.

Italics are one of the worse inventions ever.

Okay. Maybe not.


Why do you take up such a big part of my brain!
EOYS coming somemore!
Why!
STOP PLANTING YOURSELF IN MY HEAD !!!

Ah i made you sound like some tree.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oookay. Schools starting tmr.
All teachers break loose.
Are going to die during assembly tomorrow.

Ohman, I really feel like talking to you.
Stupid shit.







Okay. I'm bored and I saw Esther's quiz and I feel like doing it.
So I asked her to tag me and she ignored me ):
Okay, she replied!
YAY! SHE AGREED TO TAG ME!
YES AND I WILL BE MEAN TO GO TAG KARIN (:
Okay, I'll see (:
Oh man. I dont know who to tag.
Like seriously. HAHAHA!
I shall tag those that are FOREVER online (:

Skin colour: IM SUPER FAIR! (Cries my eyes out)
Hair colour: Ah, I dont know. Black?
Eye colour: BROWN BROWN! Fine, DARK brown
Clothes colour: Orange, Dark blue
Wardrobe colour: No colour cause its all mirrors!

Seven memorable things this month
Why this question so hard!
1.Having holiday. HAH
2.SUPER alot of people's birthday
3.GETTING MY FIRST PAIR OF HEELS!
4.Found that I no longer like him, but likes Him (:
5. Found out that Cherlene Ong Yi Zhen loves me! :D
6.YAY LAST ONE! ERRRRRR. Me actually wanting to do a quiz?
HAHAHA!

Six people you talked face to face this week [STUPID QUESTION]
1. My mum?
2.My dad?
3. -------
4. Church people
5. My damn coooooooooooool Piano coach, STEVE THOMAS!
6.That Macs guy
7. The auntie at the Bar Chor Mee store

Five things you bought recently
1. 2 bras
2. A pair of heels
3. 4 nuggets at Bay today
4. SWEETS!
5. MACS LARGE FRIES :D

Four people you saw today [Another stupid question --"]
1. My mum
2.My dad
3.My super NOT handsome neighbour
4.The cool girl called Brenda!

Three people you want to talk to now but cant [???]
1. G
2. That asshole called Cherlene , actually I dont really feel like talking her. Just feel lke texting her.Aiyah. same lah!
3. Errrrrr.

Two things on your mind now [I'm not thinking about anything now --"]
1. EOYS
2. That asssssshole

Lastly, you need to tag 13 (your age) people to do this quiz
13? Siao ah --"

Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18 and find line four
Ohwait. Let me go take it.
then listened as it rang once, twice, three times. She was

Stretch your left arm out as far as you can
My phone!

Last thing you watched on TV?
That's My Lovely Samsooon!

Without looking, guess what time it is
2335!

The actual time?
2330! IM DAMN ACCURATE CAN!

What can you hear with exception of the computer?
Super man- Five for Fighting
OHHHHHHH! With the exception of computer ah.
Oh I cant hear anything cause the mooosic's too loud (:

When did you last step outside?
Errr, This afternoon

What were you doing?
When I went out? Errrrr, for the sing practice

What did you look at before you started this survey?
This is a freaking long survey then (:
Errr, I was looking at cannot rmb lah.The quiz so long@
I think its blogs (:

What are you wearing?
Fbts, Specs, Earrings, orange children shirt and UNDIES! (:

Did you dream last night?
I never remember my dreams except that one nightmare I had everyyear since Kindergarten. Bad it was.

When did you last laugh?
I laugh alll the time (:

What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Windows, door, decor, AIYAH

Anything weird lately?
Errrrr, me actually getting heels? HAHA!
YES I KNOW IM VERY EXCITED ABOUT MY HEELS (:

What do you think of this quiz?
SUPER long. Why you didnt Capitalize the first letter!

What is the last film you saw?
Oh man! Mooooovie ah! I think its Superman.
HAHAHAHA YES I KNOW IM DAMN SLOOOW.

If you become a multi-millionaire overnight,what would you buy?
A legal money printing company, a mint.

Tell me something about you that i don't know
Er. Who are you anyway! I'm 166cm! (:

What one thing would you change about the world?
Everybody to accept Jesus as their God! (:

Do you like to dance?
I cant freaking dance, later look like Jin Sanshun. HAHAHA!

If your first child is a girl,what do you call her?
SHANNON! I had this name in mind super long ago (:

If your first child is a boy,what do you call him?
King! [Remembering Jo's friend in ACSI]
No lah, I think I will call him Brandon or Brendan or Brendon.
Oh ew, forget the last one.

Have you ever considered living abroad?
YES! KAMPONG!
JO AND I LOOKS FORWARD TO KAMPONG LIFE.
HAHAHAHA!

What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
You are a child I'm proud of.

5 people who must do this in their journal or blog
Er, I thought there was this question that asked us to make 13 people do it?
[Refer to the dont know what question above.]
Anyway, I really dont know who to tag.
HAHA!

YES! IM FINALLY DONE!

OKAY OKAY! I NEEED TO MAKE THIS CLEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.
I didn't not want to go for the guitar thing!
Aiyah, Errr wait wait . I didnt not want go means AIYAH.
THAT MEANS I WANT TO GO.

Okay, but i had to take my mum to the hospital.
Then she was like. So near town already don't go shopping!
So in the end we went shopping (:

ANYWAYS!
THE PRODUCT WAS GOOOD!
I got this pair of damn pretty heels.
ITS DAMN PRETTY BUT DAMN HIGH CAN.
ITS LIKE 5CM.
Well, which is good cause that means I would be 170!
(:

And i bought two pair of bras(:
Like FINALLLY! (:

My mum calls them neh neh poks
--"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OKAY.TOOO MUCH INFORMATION!


I THINK IM FREAKING SICK ):

And seriously, isnt Christmas Jesus' birthday?
HMMMS.





Okay lor, didn't ask me.
It's not like I care.
I'm not jealous.
It's not as if you care about me alot.
Whole day suan suan suan suan suan.
Just freak it lah. It's annoying can.





Ohhh. Paul is out.
Ohwell!
When I saw him cry, I felt like crying too.
Rubbish.
WHAT HAS BECOME OF ME!

Superman- Five for Fighting. What a nice and touching song.

I can’t stand to fly
I’m not that naive
I’m just out to find
The better part of me

I’m more than a bird
I'm more than a plane
More than some pretty face beside a train
It’s not easy to be me

Wish that I could cry
Fall upon my knees
Find a way to lie
About a home
I’ll never see

It may sound absurd but don’t be naive
Even Heroes have the right to bleed
I may be disturbed but won’t you concede
Even Heroes have the right to dream
It’s not easy to be me

Up, up and away away from me
Well it’s all right
You can all sleep sound tonight
I’m not crazy or anything

I can’t stand to fly
I’m not that naive
Men weren’t meant to ride
With clouds between their knees

I’m only a man in a silly red sheet
Digging for kryptonite on this one way street
Only a man in a funny red sheet
Looking for special things inside of me inside of me inside of me
I’m only a man in a funny red sheet
I’m only a man looking for a dream

-


Ohwell. Richa just told me that Jasmine's gonna win SI cause she already have a contract.
Like WHAT THE HELL LAH!
I want Jon!

I think I'm sick.
And I'm quite positive that I dont like him anymore.
And I'm glad cause I finally got that sorted out.

But there are always things left for me to do.
Which I really have no time for.
Oooooooohwell.

It's time to link my favourite junior and that airpork called Richa who dont have a chinese name for me to link. Dooooooh.





RACHELت says:
i think chin min is cutee
RACHELت says:
but zhen min is nice.
RACHELت says:
brenda chin zhen min.
RACHELت says:
: )
RACHELت says:
i like .
RACHELت says:
NICENICENICENICE.

Karin: Teh Love says:
I know, I like the Min behind.
Karin: Teh Love says:
Ohmahgod so nice what
Karin: Teh Love says:
CHIN MIN


OKAY! RACHEL TAN LING HUI JUST OFFICIALLY BECAME MY FAVOURITE JUNIOR ALTHOUGH IM STILL QUITE LAZY TO LINK HER (:
YesYes, I just want to say again that my name is not Brenda Chin Min!
It sounds so darn Cheeeeena can!
I know my name is nice (:

AND YES DARLINGS!
IM BACK BACK BACK BACK!
(:
Oh Yes Yes.
I'd continue with my post.
I dont even know what to post can.
Haha!

Twohill was so sweet just now it melts people's hearts (:
I loooooooooooooooooove Jonathan.
He's the love I tell you.
So hot and gentleman-ish!

Joanna came over today and we finished Paper 1 of the DUNMAN PAPER! (:
Incredible I tell you.
A few hours and 16 questions.
We are the geniuses (:
And we ended up watching Princess Mononoke instead.
It's such a nice show can!
Princess Mononoke is so cooool and coool (:

And everytime I talk I will see the tortoise shit I cant spell tortoise.
haha
Anyway. Good Bye The guy with the crazee nice shows I used to adore when I was much much much younger.

Listening to Love in new wave now.
And yes Hk, I know its without the THE!
I just like it more with the (:

Oh anyway.
The Seminar is damn good.
Oh man.Im missing my cute bear-lookalike teacher already.
And seriously seriously, the drummer really looks like Sir !
Both very old but charming.
Oh man.
I sound sick.
Hahaha!

Had a haircut.
So my hair looks like crap now.
It had always looked like crap anyway (: